I know this is somewhat off topic, but what the hey? It’s political and doesn’t hurt anyone. (except John Howard)

Australia Turns Left: The Story of the 2007 Federal Election

There was a politician named Howard
Who dickered with the deplorable high powered
Then next thing he knew
There stood Maxine McKew
With Benelong’s keys made him cower.

It got snatched from right under his nose
By a journalist whose popularity rose
He toppled that night
At the end of the Right
Howard’s dynasty has come to a close.

Yes I wrote this, feel free to comment